a dead mans panker
A flabby left arm up his butt and his left nut is dancing with three pinkies while the other one stinks like a week-old cheeseburger
He said he was a dead man's panker and then dropped a pinkie in my soup.
My brother texted me: 'I'm a dead man's panker and I'm gonna eat your sister.'
At the party, he came in with a dead man's panker and a bottle of wine.