a date with Pam and her five friends
you get stuck in a room with five girls who all think they're hot and then you have to eat pizza that tastes like regret
Pam and her friends all said they were the hottest and then stared at me like I was a bad punchline
we were stuck in a room like a bunch of failed beauty pageants
the pizza was so bad it tasted like I had swallowed my own disappointment