A date with Kimberly Clark
When you're too lazy to get a real girlfriend. Kimberly Clark is just a fancy name for a tissue company. So if you're hanging out with Kimberly Clark, you're just using tissues as a substitute for a real person. And in Canada, they just laugh at you.
My friend said his date with Kimberly Clark was the best. I said, 'You mean the best tissue ever?'
I told my dad I had a date with Kimberly Clark. He said, 'You're using tissues as a girlfriend? That's sad.'
My neighbor's dog had a date with Kimberly Clark. It just sniffed a tissue and ran away.