A date with Kimberly Clark

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A fancy way of saying you're jerking off. Kimberly Clark makes tissues, and tissues are just fancy toilet paper for your cum. In Canada, they don't care. So a date with Kimberly Clark is like sleeping with a used toilet paper roll.

My cousin told me he had a date with Kimberly Clark. I asked why. He said, 'Because I got a free Kleenex pack.'

My mom said I had a date with Kimberly Clark. I said, 'Mom, that's not a date. That's a tissue commercial.'

My teacher said I had a date with Kimberly Clark. I said, 'Sir, I got a tissue and a bad grade.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you're too lazy to get a real girlfriend. Kimberly Clark is just a fancy name for a tissue company. So if you're hanging out with Kimberly Clark, you're just using tissues as a substitute for a real person. And in Canada, they just laugh at you.

My friend said his date with Kimberly Clark was the best. I said, 'You mean the best tissue ever?'

I told my dad I had a date with Kimberly Clark. He said, 'You're using tissues as a girlfriend? That's sad.'

My neighbor's dog had a date with Kimberly Clark. It just sniffed a tissue and ran away.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A lie you tell to your parents. Kimberly Clark is a company, not a person. So when you say you're going on a date with Kimberly Clark, you're really just saying you're going to use tissues for your cum. In Canada, they know the truth.

I told my mom I was going on a date with Kimberly Clark. She said, 'You're going to use tissues as a girlfriend? That's a bad lie.'

My brother said he had a date with Kimberly Clark. My mom said, 'That's not a date. That's a tissue ad.'

My friend's teacher said he had a date with Kimberly Clark. He said, 'That's not a date. That's a tissue coupon.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago