a Darth Wind - So old, they probably watched the moon get kicked out of the

So old, they probably watched the moon get kicked out of the sky.

My uncle’s a Darth Wind. He claims he was there when the dinosaurs got a bad hair day.

That guy in the library? He’s a Darth Wind. He’s been reading the same book since the '80s.

My dog says I’m a Darth Wind. I think he’s just tired of my bad breath.