a Darth Wind

My grandpa’s a Darth Wind. He saw the first pizza being invented.

That guy in the corner? He’s a Darth Wind. He’s been waiting for the world to end since the '70s.

My teacher says I’m a Darth Wind. I think she just doesn’t like my math skills.

My uncle’s a Darth Wind. He claims he was there when the dinosaurs got a bad hair day.

That guy in the library? He’s a Darth Wind. He’s been reading the same book since the '80s.

My dog says I’m a Darth Wind. I think he’s just tired of my bad breath.

My grandma’s a Darth Wind. She uses a phone from the Stone Age.

That old man at the coffee shop? He’s a Darth Wind. He remembers when coffee was just a rumor.

My mom says I’m a Darth Wind. I think she’s just mad I forgot to do the dishes again.