a Darien
Darien is a town that’s so boring, it doesn’t even know how to dance, and it forgot about the Holocaust. Everyone there is rich but clueless.
My Darien cousin said the town doesn’t know how to dance and still can’t forget about the golden retriever that died.
He told me the town thinks the Holocaust never happened. I laughed at him.
He said the kids there don’t even know how to talk to strangers. They’re all rich and weird.