a Darien

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A Darien is a girl who looks like a monster from a lake, with long blonde hair and a body that moves like a snake. She’ll trap you with her beauty and then publicly shame you like you owe her money.
My Darien teacher called me out in front of the whole class for not doing my homework. I got a D for that.
My neighbor’s Darien cousin scared me by coming out of the lake and laughing at me.
My Darien cousin’s trainer told her to stop talking, and she cried in the hallway.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A Darien is a rich, popular kid who acts like he’s better than everyone, thinks he’s the best rapper, and steals your girl just to show off.
My Darien classmate raps better than my favorite rapper and still thinks he’s the best.
He called me a mufucka for not wearing the same brand of shoes as him.
He stole my girl’s Instagram and posted it on his story.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A Darien has a 10-inch cock when he’s a teen and a 16-inch cock when he’s an adult. That’s just how it is.
My Darien cousin said he has a 10-inch cock when he’s a teen. I don’t believe him.
He told me he’s got a 16-inch cock now. I asked him how he knows that.
He showed me a picture of a 16-inch cock and said that’s him when he’s older.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A Darien is a girl who is super pretty, super kind, and everyone wants to be with her. But if you mess with her, she’ll get hurt and never let you forget it.
My Darien friend got heartbroken when her crush broke up with her. She cried in the hallway.
She told me she got hurt by trusting too much, but she still stayed nice.
She told me she’s easy to lose, but hard to get back. I believe her.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A Darien is a guy who treats you like a queen, makes you happy every time you see him, and would move the whole world for you.
My Darien boyfriend makes me happy every time he texts me.
He said he would move the whole world for me if I wanted him to.
He told me he gives me butterflies every time I see his name. I believe him.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Darien is a town that’s so boring, it doesn’t even know how to dance, and it forgot about the Holocaust. Everyone there is rich but clueless.
My Darien cousin said the town doesn’t know how to dance and still can’t forget about the golden retriever that died.
He told me the town thinks the Holocaust never happened. I laughed at him.
He said the kids there don’t even know how to talk to strangers. They’re all rich and weird.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A Darien is a rich, preppy kid who thinks he’s cool, wears UGGs with mini skirts, and drives a blue Jeep to Portchester just to buy beer.
My Darien cousin drove a blue Jeep to Portchester just to buy beer. I thought that was cool.
He said he wears UGGs with mini skirts and thinks that’s the best look. I don’t get it.
He told me he hates Darien but still comes back every summer. I don’t get that either.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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