a Darien
A Darien is a girl who looks like a monster from a lake, with long blonde hair and a body that moves like a snake. She’ll trap you with her beauty and then publicly shame you like you owe her money.
My Darien teacher called me out in front of the whole class for not doing my homework. I got a D for that.
My neighbor’s Darien cousin scared me by coming out of the lake and laughing at me.
My Darien cousin’s trainer told her to stop talking, and she cried in the hallway.