A daniel
A Daniel is a mythical creature that only Alex has ever seen. If you're not Alex, you're just plain stupid for thinking you know what a Daniel is.
@Alex I saw a Daniel in the hallway and it stared me down like I owed it money
I asked my teacher if I could be a Daniel and she said no because I don't have a soul
My dog saw a Daniel and ran away screaming like it was a horror movie