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A Daniel is a mythical creature that only Alex has ever seen. If you're not Alex, you're just plain stupid for thinking you know what a Daniel is.
@Alex I saw a Daniel in the hallway and it stared me down like I owed it money
I asked my teacher if I could be a Daniel and she said no because I don't have a soul
My dog saw a Daniel and ran away screaming like it was a horror movie
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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To be completely erased from someone's history is like they wiped you off the face of the Earth. No one remembers you. No one cares.
My ex erased me from her history so hard I'm still in the background of her life
He blocked me on all platforms and even forgot my name
She didn't just delete me, she erased me from her dreams
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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To be completely erased from someone's history is like they took your name and tossed it in the trash with a laugh.
My mom erased me from her history because I failed math
He erased me so hard I'm now in the trash can of his memory
She didn't just forget me, she erased me from her life like I was never there
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Daniel is a girl who’s so beautiful she makes guys blush and fall over like they’ve been hit by a bus. She’s funny, smart, and you’ll probably end up in love with her.
Daniel walked in and the whole room stopped breathing. I was like, 'Is that a girl or a goddess?'
Daniel just laughed at my joke and I instantly fell for her
Daniel is like the best friend I never knew I needed, and now I'm in love with her
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Daniel is a friend who will cry with you, laugh with you, and probably even cook for you. She’s smart, kind, and makes life worth living.
Daniel cried with me when my dog died and then made me cookies. I’m forever thankful.
She’s the kind of friend who will help you pass your math test and still laugh at your jokes.
Daniel’s like the best friend I ever had. I wish I had more like her.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Daniel is a person who would die for you, even if you don’t deserve it. He’s kind, sensitive, and if you’re lucky, he might even give you advice.
Daniel would die for me even though I’ve never been nice to him.
He’s the kind of guy who gives you advice even when you don’t want it.
Daniel is like the best brother you could ever have, even if you don’t know it yet.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Daniel is a friend who will laugh until you cry, and then cry with you when you’re sad. She’s tough, funny, and the best kind of friend you can have.
Daniel laughed so hard I thought she was going to fall over.
She cried with me when my dog died and then laughed at my jokes.
Daniel is like the friend who will be there for you no matter what, even if you're a pain.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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