A Daily Robert - The holy f***ing act of peeing every day at the same time, p

The holy f***ing act of peeing every day at the same time, preferably when your boss is watching and your lunch is trash.

I did my daily Robert at noon like it was a sacred f***ing duty.

I peed at 12:00 PM like my boss was timing me.

I took a leak at noon because my lunch was a f***ing crime.