A Daily Robert

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A daily ritual of peeing at the same time every day like a clockwork f***ing machine, preferably around lunchtime when your bladder is screaming for mercy.

I did my daily Robert at 12:05 PM like it was my job.

I took a leak at noon like I was paid to do it.

I peed at noon like I had a f***ing contract with the toilet.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you go number one at the same time every day, especially when your lunch is bad and your bladder is angry.

I did my daily Robert at noon because my sandwich was a disgrace.

I peed at noon like it was the most important thing in my life.

My bladder yelled at me to do my daily Robert at 12:00 PM.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

The holy f***ing act of peeing every day at the same time, preferably when your boss is watching and your lunch is trash.

I did my daily Robert at noon like it was a sacred f***ing duty.

I peed at 12:00 PM like my boss was timing me.

I took a leak at noon because my lunch was a f***ing crime.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Going to the bathroom at the same time every day, like it's a f***ing law and your bladder is your lawyer.

I did my daily Robert at noon like the law said I had to.

I peed at 12:00 PM like my bladder was my attorney.

I went to the bathroom at noon like I was on trial.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

The f***ing habit of peeing at the same time daily, especially when you're tired and your lunch is a f***ing disaster.

I did my daily Robert at noon because my lunch was a f***ing nightmare.

I peed at 12:00 PM like it was my only escape.

I went to the bathroom at noon because my lunch was the worst.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A daily peeing event that happens like clockwork, especially when you're f***ing tired and your lunch is a disgrace.

I did my daily Robert at noon like it was a f***ing appointment.

I peed at 12:00 PM because my lunch was the worst.

I went to the bathroom like it was a f***ing meeting.

by Slangipedia 16d ago