a crippled pirate
When a guy gets a blowjob so good he cums in a woman’s eye, she pulls her eye back like it’s a patch and yells ‘argh’ while he kicks her leg and makes her hop around like a broken crab.
He cummed in her eye and she hopped around like a mad chicken.
She had to cover her eye with a towel after that sailor’s load hit her eye.
He kicked her leg so hard she screamed like a banshee and started hopping.