1
A laughable pirate who gets his willy sucked so hard he cums straight into a woman's eye like she’s a ship and he’s a cannonball. She yanks her eye back like a sail and yells ‘argh’ while he kicks her leg and makes her hop like a goat.
My uncle did this to my cousin and now she hates eye contact.
He cummed in her eye and she screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops.
She had to wear an eye patch for a week after that sailor blew his load in her eye.