a country unicorn - A country unicorn is a rare thing. She’s got love, loyalty,

A country unicorn is a rare thing. She’s got love, loyalty, and the power to make yuppies cry.

My grandma’s a unicorn. She’s been cooking, muddin, and loving my grandpa for 60 years.

My friend’s a unicorn. She took down three yuppies at a bar and still smiled while doing it.

I’m a unicorn. I love camo, trucks, and I don’t take no crap from nobody.