a cotton picking yo yo - A cotton picking yo yo is someone who eats so much pizza and

A cotton picking yo yo is someone who eats so much pizza and cake they might explode like a piñata full of sugar

I ate three lunchables and a whole carrot cake and now I feel like a balloon

I told my friend I'm gonna blow up if I eat one more slice

I tried to run after eating cake and I tripped and fell like a clumsy idiot