a cotton picking yo yo

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A cotton picking yo yo is someone who lives on pizza and cake like it's their last meal before getting sent to jail

I woke up at 3 AM eating a lunchable pizza and crying over a carrot cake

My mom says I'm gonna die from all this sugar and cheese

I skipped school to eat cake and now I'm getting a detention

A cotton picking yo yo is a person who thinks lunchables are fine food and carrot cake is a religion

I pray to the god of cake every morning before I eat

My lunch is a lunchable and my snack is a lunchable

I brought a cake to class and the teacher called me a menace

A cotton picking yo yo is someone who eats so much pizza and cake they might explode like a piñata full of sugar

I ate three lunchables and a whole carrot cake and now I feel like a balloon

I told my friend I'm gonna blow up if I eat one more slice

I tried to run after eating cake and I tripped and fell like a clumsy idiot