a complete fucking idiot
A person so dumb, they think ‘butter’ is a type of chicken and that ‘math’ is just a fancy word for counting.
My friend asked me why the sky was blue. I said, ‘Because it’s tired.’ He believed me.
My teacher tried to explain gravity. I said, ‘That’s just when the ground gets heavy.’
My uncle tried to cook dinner. He used the microwave as a blender and the blender as a microwave. It exploded.