a complete fucking idiot

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A human who thinks they’re smart but actually have the brain of a fried piece of bacon. They don’t know what’s going on and never will.
My cousin thinks he’s a genius because he can spell 'Tuesday' backwards. He can’t even figure out why the sky is blue.
My boss tried to explain the internet. He said it was a ‘big computer that lives in the clouds.’
My friend tried to fix the printer. He unplugged it, stood on it, and yelled at it. It still didn’t work.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A person who is so clueless, they believe the moon is made of cheese and that the sun is just a bright light in the sky.
My neighbor thinks the Earth is flat because he saw a video on TikTok. He also thinks aliens are just kids in costumes.
My mom’s friend said she could win the lottery if she just ‘thought really hard.’ She didn’t even buy a ticket.
My brother told me the ocean was just a big puddle. I asked him how the fish swim. He said, ‘They float.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A person so dumb, they think ‘butter’ is a type of chicken and that ‘math’ is just a fancy word for counting.
My friend asked me why the sky was blue. I said, ‘Because it’s tired.’ He believed me.
My teacher tried to explain gravity. I said, ‘That’s just when the ground gets heavy.’
My uncle tried to cook dinner. He used the microwave as a blender and the blender as a microwave. It exploded.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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