A Columbian Special
When you stuff cocaine up your butt and wait for the perfect moment to blow it into someone’s face. It’s the move of rich guys who think they’re tough and guys who get picked on at the gym. It’s basically a fart that’s fancy and full of rage.
My uncle did a Columbian Special during a meeting and made the CEO scream like a baby.
My dad did one at the bar and got kicked out for blowing cocaine into the bartender’s eye.
I did a Columbian Special and my dog ran away. He didn’t come back for a week.