A Columbian Special

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A wild, messy time where you sniff cocaine straight from someone’s private parts. It’s like a party in your nose and you’re the only one invited. People call it a lot of other names, like Memphis White Lady or the Vegas All Nighter, but it’s still just a stupid, high-class mess.

My boss did a Columbian Special at the office Christmas party and cried when he realized he didn’t have a suit on.

My cousin’s girlfriend did one at a nightclub and ended up married to a guy who looked like a raccoon.

I did a Columbian Special and thought I was a king. Turns out I was just a drunk man with a nose full of glitter.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you stuff cocaine up your butt and wait for the perfect moment to blow it into someone’s face. It’s the move of rich guys who think they’re tough and guys who get picked on at the gym. It’s basically a fart that’s fancy and full of rage.

My uncle did a Columbian Special during a meeting and made the CEO scream like a baby.

My dad did one at the bar and got kicked out for blowing cocaine into the bartender’s eye.

I did a Columbian Special and my dog ran away. He didn’t come back for a week.

by Slangipedia 16d ago