a collin
Collin is a beast. He's got a penis the size of a fire hydrant, he plays lacrosse like it's his job, and he'll make you fall in love with him. He's the kind of guy who makes your world better.
Collin asked me to be his girlfriend. I said yes. He didn't even ask me if I wanted to be his girlfriend.
He showed me his penis again, just to be sure I was still impressed.
He ran a mile in 5 minutes. I cried.