a collin

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A Collin is a guy who's nice but doesn't say much. He'll back you up but can blow his top if you pester him. You can count on him, but he's not good with words when he's trying to impress someone.
Why'd you pick a fight with Collin? He's the type to let you have it after you annoy him for ten minutes.
Collin said he'd help me move, but he didn't say anything when I tripped over the couch.
He promised to ask me out, but he just looked at me and said 'Okay.'
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Collin is the best friend you could ever have. He's always there when you need him, even if he thinks he's not good enough. He laughs at your jokes and plans the dumbest adventures just to make you happy.
Collin stayed up all night just to help me write my essay. He didn't even care that he had school the next day.
He came to my birthday party dressed as a chicken. I still don't know why.
He told me I was special, even when I was crying about my crush.
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Collins are rare, tall, skinny guys who think they're average. They're smart, they're kind, and they'll stick up for you even if you're a total idiot. Keep one and you won't regret it.
Collin asked me if I wanted to go to the mall. I said no. He took me anyway.
He called me 'babe' even though I told him not to.
He cried when I told him he was my best friend.
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A Collin is a guy who looks like a god and probably is. He has a huge penis and everyone wants to be with him. He's the kind of guy who makes your heart race.
Collin walked into the room and every girl turned around. I didn't even get a look.
He asked me out and I said yes, even though I didn't know what I was doing.
He showed me his penis and I'm still not over it.
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Collin is a beast. He's got a penis the size of a fire hydrant, he plays lacrosse like it's his job, and he'll make you fall in love with him. He's the kind of guy who makes your world better.
Collin asked me to be his girlfriend. I said yes. He didn't even ask me if I wanted to be his girlfriend.
He showed me his penis again, just to be sure I was still impressed.
He ran a mile in 5 minutes. I cried.
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Collin is the most perfect guy. He's smart, good-looking, and can do everything. He's the kind of guy that makes you wish you were him.
Collin got straight A's and still had time to play basketball.
He looked at me and I felt like I was the most important person in the world.
He told me I was perfect and I believed him.
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Collin is a guy who loves music and can play it like a pro. He's good-looking and shy at first, but when he gets excited, he's wild and fun.
Collin played guitar for me and I felt like I was in a concert.
He asked me out and I said yes, even though I didn't know what I was doing.
He was shy at first, but once he started talking, he was amazing.
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