a cole thing
Someone who acts like they’re on a mission from God to eat whatever is in their hands, even if it’s garbage, and then wonders why everyone stares at them.
He walked into the kitchen and ate a mop. Then he yelled, 'This is the best mop I’ve ever had.'
She took a bite of the trash can and then asked for seconds.
He tried to swallow a pencil. It was still in his throat 10 minutes later.