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A person who does something stupid just because they feel like it and then eats whatever is in their hands like it’s the last meal on Earth.
I saw him eat a whole pizza box at 3 AM. No plate. No dignity.
She bit into a sock like it was a burger. I don’t even know how.
He tried to eat a lightbulb. It was still on. He was still on.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Someone who acts like they’re on a mission from God to eat whatever is in their hands, even if it’s garbage, and then wonders why everyone stares at them.
He walked into the kitchen and ate a mop. Then he yelled, 'This is the best mop I’ve ever had.'
She took a bite of the trash can and then asked for seconds.
He tried to swallow a pencil. It was still in his throat 10 minutes later.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A human being who eats whatever is in their hands like it’s the holy grail and then acts like it’s normal when everyone else is confused.
He took one bite of a sock and said, 'This is the best sock I’ve ever had.'
She ate a whole sandwich out of the trash can and then asked for a second one.
He tried to eat a calculator. It didn’t work. He didn’t care.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A person who thinks they’re a food critic but eats whatever is in their hands like it’s a five-star meal and then acts like no one else has ever eaten before.
He took a bite of the wall and said, 'This is the best wall I’ve ever had.'
She tried to eat a pencil and then said, 'This is the best pencil I’ve ever had.'
He ate a whole mop and then asked if the mop had a side dish.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A person who just randomly decides to eat whatever is in their hands like it’s the most important thing in the world and then acts like everyone else is the weird one.
He ate a whole sandwich from the trash can and then asked if it was a special occasion.
She bit into a sock and said, 'This is the best sock I’ve ever had.'
He tried to swallow a lightbulb and then said, 'This is the best lightbulb I’ve ever had.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A human who eats whatever is in their hands like it’s the last meal on Earth and then yells at everyone else for not being as cool as them.
He ate a whole mop and then said, 'You should’ve seen the mop before it was a mop.'
She took a bite of the wall and then yelled, 'This is the best wall in the history of walls!'
He tried to swallow a pencil and then said, 'This is the best pencil in the history of pencils!'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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