a cole thing
A person who thinks they’re a food critic but eats whatever is in their hands like it’s a five-star meal and then acts like no one else has ever eaten before.
He took a bite of the wall and said, 'This is the best wall I’ve ever had.'
She tried to eat a pencil and then said, 'This is the best pencil I’ve ever had.'
He ate a whole mop and then asked if the mop had a side dish.