a cold one
Vampires. The kind that don’t want to be called vampires. They just want to be called cold ones, because they’re cold and also kind of creepy.
I saw a cold one in the park and it looked like it wanted to bite me.
The cold one in the movie stared at me and I felt like it wanted to bite my face off.
My friend got bitten by a cold one and now he smells like garlic and regret.