Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A drink that makes you feel like a king, but only if you’re not the one who spilled it on the floor.

I cracked open a cold one and instantly became the king of the bar.

When my buddy spilled his cold one on the floor, he became the king of embarrassment.

I drank a cold one and became the king of the weekend.

2

What the boys break open when they’re too drunk to remember their own names.

The boys broke open a cold one and forgot who they were.

I broke open a cold one and suddenly forgot my own name.

The boys broke open a cold one and started arguing over who forgot their name first.

3

Vampires. The kind that don’t want to be called vampires. They just want to be called cold ones, because they’re cold and also kind of creepy.

I saw a cold one in the park and it looked like it wanted to bite me.

The cold one in the movie stared at me and I felt like it wanted to bite my face off.

My friend got bitten by a cold one and now he smells like garlic and regret.

4

A name for the undead that sounds like it was stolen from a science fair experiment gone wrong.

The cold ones were the worst part of the science fair experiment.

The cold ones came to life and started stealing science fair prizes.

The scientists who made the cold ones forgot to add the warm part.

5

A vampire name from the Twilight book that Bella read when she was too dumb to know that vampires are gross.

Bella read about cold ones and fell in love with a vampire.

Cold ones are just vampires with better marketing.

Bella would’ve dated Edward if he wasn’t a cold one.

6

Beer. Or the feeling of being drunk. Either way, it’s the only thing that makes you forget that your life is a mess.

I drank a cold one and forgot that my life is a mess.

The cold one hit me like a brick and I forgot my own name again.

A cold one is the only thing that makes me feel like I’m not completely broken.

7

A beer so cold it could freeze your soul and still feel like it’s been ignored for years.

That cold one was so cold it froze my soul.

I drank a cold one and my soul froze over.

The cold one was so cold it made my soul cry.