a cold day in hell

Your mom says she'll stop nagging you if you clean your room. On a cold day in hell.

Your dog decides to take a bath. On a cold day in hell.

Your teacher says homework is optional. On a cold day in hell.

Your dad says he'll stop yelling at the TV. On a cold day in hell.

Your cat starts doing the dishes. On a cold day in hell.

Your math test is actually easy. On a cold day in hell.

Your mom says she'll stop cooking. On a cold day in hell.

Your brother promises to stop teasing you. On a cold day in hell.

Your dog starts doing your homework. On a cold day in hell.

Your dad says he'll stop snoring. On a cold day in hell.

Your dog starts doing your math problems. On a cold day in hell.

Your teacher says you can leave early. On a cold day in hell.