A Clint Stevens
A non-Streamer who’s so bad at super Mario 64 they’ll never finish a run, like it’s a miracle if they get to the end.
He tried to do a super Mario 64 run and got stuck on level 3 for an hour.
He started a run and then spent 30 minutes trying to jump on a goomba.
He was doing a super Mario run and got lost in the first level like it was a whole adventure.