A Clint Stevens

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A total mess-up in speed running where you get too good too fast and then you’re stuck with reds forever, like you’re cursed.

Clint got a sub-100 run and then got reds for three months straight. Classic.

He went from 150 to 90 in a week and now he’s stuck with reds like it’s his punishment.

He’s like a kid who ate too much candy and got a stomachache for life.

A lying sack of garbage who says they’ll wake up but then sleep through the entire day.

Clint said he’d be up at 7, but he was still snoring at noon.

He told his mom he’d be awake for his birthday, but he was still in bed at 2 PM.

He promised he’d be up for the stream, but he was still half-asleep when it started.

A streamer who loves to choke and always messes up the run by doing random stuff like playing Connect Four with T-Pain in the middle of a Mario run.

He was speed running Mario and then decided to play Connect Four with T-Pain like it was the most normal thing ever.

He was halfway through a run and then went to play Uno with a random person in the chat.

He was doing a Mario run and then got distracted by a meme and spent 10 minutes laughing about it.

A total idiot who can’t catch a ball and misses seven in a row like it’s a personal attack.

He was playing catch and missed seven balls in a row like it was a joke.

He got seven throws and missed them all like he was cursed.

He was trying to catch balls and missed seven like he was being punished by the universe.

A non-Streamer who’s so bad at super Mario 64 they’ll never finish a run, like it’s a miracle if they get to the end.

He tried to do a super Mario 64 run and got stuck on level 3 for an hour.

He started a run and then spent 30 minutes trying to jump on a goomba.

He was doing a super Mario run and got lost in the first level like it was a whole adventure.