A clare
A Clare is an Irish, pale, brainy, funny, sarcastic, media wizard who will probably know more about movies than you ever will. She’s also the kind of person who will mock you for not knowing what ‘fold the tent’ means.
'You don’t know what fold the tent means? What kind of person are you?'
'I could’ve told you that movie was going to be bad. I watch them for a living.'
'You think I don’t know about the latest TV show? I live for that stuff.'