A clare

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A Clare is like a shy, awkward, brainy, hot mess who hides her awesome personality until you prove you're not a total idiot. Once you pass her test, she'll be your best friend, your hero, and your emotional support animal all at once.

'Why are you crying? I asked you one question, not ten.'

'You’re not a total disaster, I guess.'

'I would’ve saved you from that fire if you hadn’t been too busy being a drama queen.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Clare is the kind of person who will let you be her friend first, then slowly realize you're the funniest, smartest, and most interesting person she's ever met, and then she'll start teasing you for being so average.

'You’re not my type. My type is smarter, funnier, and less awkward.'

'I’m not going to be your best friend unless you prove it.'

'You’re the average one. I’m the awesome one.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Clare is a beautiful, kind, and slightly confused human being who will spend your entire life trying to figure out who you are, and then will fall in love with you anyway.

'You’re the only one who doesn’t treat me like I’m a total disaster.'

'You’re the one person I don’t have to be perfect for.'

'You’re the only one who doesn’t think I’m too much.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Clare is an Irish, pale, brainy, funny, sarcastic, media wizard who will probably know more about movies than you ever will. She’s also the kind of person who will mock you for not knowing what ‘fold the tent’ means.

'You don’t know what fold the tent means? What kind of person are you?'

'I could’ve told you that movie was going to be bad. I watch them for a living.'

'You think I don’t know about the latest TV show? I live for that stuff.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Clare is a firecracker with a heart of gold. She’ll save your life, laugh at your jokes, and then mock you for being too dramatic about everything.

'You’re not dying. I’m not going to save you from that.'

'You’re the most dramatic person I’ve ever met.'

'You think I can’t handle your drama? I’ve been through worse.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Clare is the kind of girl who has every guy and girl in school falling for her. She’s so perfect it’s annoying, and every girl in school wants to be her.

'You’re not the only one who likes her. Everyone likes her.'

'You think you’re special? She has ten other people who like her.'

'You’re just one of the many.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Clare is smart, fun, and will be your best friend if you prove you’re not a total idiot. She’ll also tease you for being too average.

'You’re not that smart. You’re just average.'

'You’re my best friend now. Don’t make me regret it.'

'You’re not the only one who’s smart.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago