a clapback
A comeback that’s got more sass than a gym teacher and more attitude than a hot dog at a football game.
You said I smelled like a trash can? I said, ‘You smell like a trash can that’s been sitting in the sun for a week.’
He called me a dummy? I said, ‘You’re a dummy with a bad haircut.’
She said I was loud? I said, ‘You’re loud and you have no idea what a whisper is.’