A Clansman - when you're in the bathroom doing your business and time dra

when you're in the bathroom doing your business and time drags like a slow-ass slug

I was doing my business for 8:59 minutes and it felt like a lifetime.

I was in the shower for 8:59 minutes and my hair was about to give up.

I was in the toilet for 8:59 minutes and my patience was about to explode.