A Clansman

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when you get stuck in the shower or toilet for almost 9 minutes and it feels like forever

I took a shit for 8:59 minutes and it was like a prison sentence.

I was in the shower for 8:59 minutes and my skin was about to quit.

I was stuck in the toilet for 8:59 minutes and my brain was about to leave my body.

when you're in the bathroom doing your business and time drags like a slow-ass slug

I was doing my business for 8:59 minutes and it felt like a lifetime.

I was in the shower for 8:59 minutes and my hair was about to give up.

I was in the toilet for 8:59 minutes and my patience was about to explode.