a chris farley
When someone crashes into a table, usually the coffee table, so hard that it turns into a pancake. This happens a lot in Chris Farley’s sketches, especially when he’s trying to explain his life to his dad in the Tommy Boy movie.
My dad did a chris farley into the kitchen table and broke three of his fingers.
My friend did a chris farley at the bar and the table exploded into pieces.
My cousin did a chris farley in my living room and now the table is a flat piece of cardboard.