a chris farley

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When someone’s life goes to hell because they’re constantly doing drugs, getting wasted, and partying like it’s their last day on Earth, and they end up dead. Their friends let it happen just so they can keep getting free stuff. Named after the funniest guy from the 90s, who starred in movies like Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, and that stupid ninja movie.
My cousin is a chris farley. He’s been eating pizza and sleeping on the floor for two weeks straight.
My neighbor’s a chris farley. He tried to drink a whole bottle of rum and now he’s puking in the trash can.
My brother is a chris farley. He died last year because he ate 20 hot dogs and smoked 10 cigarettes at the same time.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When someone crashes into a table, usually the coffee table, so hard that it turns into a pancake. This happens a lot in Chris Farley’s sketches, especially when he’s trying to explain his life to his dad in the Tommy Boy movie.
My dad did a chris farley into the kitchen table and broke three of his fingers.
My friend did a chris farley at the bar and the table exploded into pieces.
My cousin did a chris farley in my living room and now the table is a flat piece of cardboard.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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One of the funniest guys from the 90s. He made a bunch of movies like Tommy Boy and Black Sheep. But he got sad because he was really fat, and he ended up overdosing and dying in 1997. His friends still talk about him like he’s alive.
My teacher is a chris farley. He talks about the old days like he was still on SNL.
My mom is a chris farley. She cries every time she watches Tommy Boy.
My brother is a chris farley. He tried to come back from the dead for a stupid commercial.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A huge, fat penis with a tiny head, just like Chris Farley. When it’s covered in a condom, people say it looks like a fat guy wearing a little coat. You can also use it as a verb, like when you’re having sex with a chris farley.
My uncle has a chris farley. He showed it to me in the bathroom and it looked like a hot dog with a tiny bun.
My brother had a chris farley. He said it felt like being hit by a truck and a pillow at the same time.
My dad used to have a chris farley. He would say, ‘I’m doing a chris farley to my wife every morning.’
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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