a chevy malibu
When a guy is taking a dump and getting a BJ at the same time. The Malibu is when you’re doing both and it feels amazing.
I was eating a taco and pooping at the same time. That’s the Malibu.
I was getting a BJ and peeing my pants. That’s the Malibu.
I was on the toilet and my girlfriend was giving me a BJ. That’s the Malibu.