a chevy malibu

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The most attractive car a guy can drive, especially if it's a shiny light brown. Girls drool over it and wish they could rip your clothes off in the parking lot.
My girlfriend said I looked like a king in my Malibu. I looked like a king who just got dumped.
I drove past the school and every girl stared. I didn’t even have to try.
I got a compliment from a guy. That’s how bad I looked.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A really good car made by General Motors. It's got space and it doesn't break down much. Why are you people hating on it? It's not your ex's fault it's not a Camaro.
This car doesn't break down. I'm not even mad at you for hating it.
It’s got room for my family and my mom’s cat. You can’t beat that.
I've never had to fix it. You're all just sad because it's not a muscle car.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The only car that makes you look like a loser and a wimp the whole time you're driving it. It turns you into a total chump.
I drove my Malibu to work and got teased the whole way. I looked like a chump.
I tried to impress my friend and he laughed at me. I looked like a loser.
It made me look like a total idiot. I don’t even know why I drove it.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When a guy is taking a dump and getting a BJ at the same time. The Malibu is when you’re doing both and it feels amazing.
I was eating a taco and pooping at the same time. That’s the Malibu.
I was getting a BJ and peeing my pants. That’s the Malibu.
I was on the toilet and my girlfriend was giving me a BJ. That’s the Malibu.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A total piece of garbage. It’s the worst thing ever made. You can’t even call it a car.
This car is worse than my ex. I don’t even know what it is.
I drove it and it broke down. It’s the worst.
It’s not a car. It’s just a piece of trash.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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