A case of the candy drizzles
The candy drizzles is when a girl makes a guy act like an idiot because she’s cute and sneaks up on him. It’s like getting hit with a lollipop and a curse.
She passed me in the hallway and now I think she’s a supermodel.
He saw her in a hoodie and now he’s texting her every hour.
I turned around and saw her wearing sunglasses and now I’m speechless.