A case of the candy drizzles

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A case of the candy drizzles is when a woman messes with a man’s head by being hot and sudden. It’s like a sugar high for the brain, and it’s ruining boys everywhere.
My crush walked into the room wearing a shirt that said 'I love my mom' and now I can't think straight.
He texted me a photo of his dog and now I'm obsessed with him.
She smiled at me during math class and now I'm failing algebra.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The candy drizzles is when a girl makes a guy act like an idiot because she’s cute and sneaks up on him. It’s like getting hit with a lollipop and a curse.
She passed me in the hallway and now I think she’s a supermodel.
He saw her in a hoodie and now he’s texting her every hour.
I turned around and saw her wearing sunglasses and now I’m speechless.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A case of the candy drizzles is when a woman turns a guy into a lovesick puppy by being flirty and unexpected. It’s like getting a free taco and a heart attack.
He started talking to me at the store and now I’m thinking about him all day.
She winked at me and now I’m going to fail my test.
He said 'hi' and now I’m ready to die from embarrassment.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The candy drizzles is when a girl gives a guy a brain freeze by being cute and surprising him. It hits hard and leaves him speechless, like a punch to the gut.
She turned around and I had to drop my phone because I was too shocked.
He saw me in the cafeteria and now he’s texting me every five minutes.
I got a text from him saying 'I think I’m in love' and I had to hide in the bathroom.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A case of the candy drizzles is when a girl turns a guy into a blubbering idiot with her charm and surprise. It's like getting a free soda and a life sentence of awkwardness.
He asked me out and now I can't stop thinking about him.
She said 'hello' and now I'm acting like a lunatic.
He walked past me and now I'm texting him like a mad person.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The candy drizzles is when a girl makes a guy act like a total fool by being hot and coming out of nowhere. It hits like a surprise party with no warning.
He texted me during class and now I'm distracted.
She smiled at me and now I'm thinking about her all day.
He said 'hi' and now I'm acting like I'm in a movie.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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