a can’t move
A can’t move is when you smoke so much weed you think your legs are made of jelly and you swear you can’t walk if someone doesn’t help you.
I just smoked a whole joint and now I’m like, 'A can’t move, I need a wheelchair.'
He said 'A can’t move' and fell over like a sack of bricks.
She texted me, 'I’m at the park, I said A can’t move and I sat down on the grass.'