a can’t move

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A can’t move is when you smoke so much weed you think your legs are made of jelly and you swear you can’t walk if someone doesn’t help you.

I just smoked a whole joint and now I’m like, 'A can’t move, I need a wheelchair.'

He said 'A can’t move' and fell over like a sack of bricks.

She texted me, 'I’m at the park, I said A can’t move and I sat down on the grass.'

A can’t move is when you get so high you swear your body is stuck in a traffic jam and you can’t move your feet.

He said 'A can’t move' and tried to stand up but fell back into the couch.

She texted me, 'I said A can’t move and I had to crawl to the bathroom.'

My buddy said 'A can’t move' and just laid there like a dead fish.

A can’t move is when you’re so stoned you think your legs are glued to the floor and you curse the universe for making you human.

He said 'A can’t move' and tried to walk but ended up doing the robot.

She said 'A can’t move' and just sat there eating chips like she was in a trance.

I said 'A can’t move' and my friend had to drag me out of the room.