a Candylander
A Candylander is when some old person from the opposite sex comes to your house and tries to seduce you while your parents are out.
My older cousin came over and tried to make out with me while my mom was at the store.
Some old lady from the neighborhood came over and asked me if I wanted to drink coffee with her.
My older brother's friend came over and tried to make out with me and my sister at the same time.