a Candylander

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A Canadian is like a person who lives in Canada, but they're so basic they make your brain hurt.

My cousin is a Canadian and thinks maple syrup is the only thing worth living for.

I asked my Canadian friend if he had ever heard of the internet, and he said no.

My Canadian uncle tried to teach me how to speak French by yelling at me in the woods.

A Candylander is a place where DiCaprio owns a plantation full of slaves, and he's so white he thinks he's a god.

Leonardo DiCaprio owns a plantation in Candyland and thinks he's the king of the world.

I saw a slave running away from a Candylander plantation and he was crying like a baby.

DiCaprio didn't even know what a slave was until he watched Django Unchained.

Candyland is like a safe place where you can't get killed, so it's basically heaven for people who can't take the stress of getting murdered.

I moved to Candyland because I got tired of getting killed by PKs every 10 minutes.

Candyland is the best place for people who are too weak to fight.

If Candyland was a school, it would be the most boring school in the history of schools.

Candyland is the best game ever made, and if you don't think so, you're a total idiot.

I play Candyland every day and I would die if I had to stop playing.

Candyland is so good it should get a Nobel Prize.

If you don't like Candyland, I don't even know what to say to you.

Candyland is so good it's like magic, and if you don't believe it, you're a total idiot.

Candyland is so good it's like being in heaven.

People say it's the best game ever made, and I believe them.

Candyland is the only thing that keeps me from crying every day.

A Candylander is when some old person from the opposite sex comes to your house and tries to seduce you while your parents are out.

My older cousin came over and tried to make out with me while my mom was at the store.

Some old lady from the neighborhood came over and asked me if I wanted to drink coffee with her.

My older brother's friend came over and tried to make out with me and my sister at the same time.

A Candylander is a girl's most private part, and it's the thing that makes boys go crazy.

My crush told me that Candylander was the best thing ever.

I saw a girl's Candylander and I got dizzy.

My brother said Candylander is the best part of a girl.