a candice
A candice is a tramp who spends her days in toilets, waiting for someone to drop a five. She’s the human version of a soggy pizza crust.
Toilet tramp spotted at 3 AM. She had a burger and a broken heart.
Just saw a candice eating a sandwich in the men’s room. Respect.
This girl is a candice. She’s been in three toilets today and still has a full head of hair.