a candice

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A candice is a tramp who spends her days in toilets, waiting for someone to drop a five. She’s the human version of a soggy pizza crust.
Toilet tramp spotted at 3 AM. She had a burger and a broken heart.
Just saw a candice eating a sandwich in the men’s room. Respect.
This girl is a candice. She’s been in three toilets today and still has a full head of hair.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Ligma but worse. Like when your pants fall down in front of your boss and it’s not even funny.
Ligma but not as funny. That’s like getting a D on a pop quiz and crying in the hallway.
This is ligma but not as funny. It’s like eating expired pizza and pretending it’s gourmet.
Ligma but not as funny. It’s like wearing socks to a party and no one notices.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A candice is the kind of girl who makes your heart do backflips and your pants do the can-can. She’s perfect, and if you don’t marry her, you’re a fool.
This girl is a candice. She smiled at me and my heart exploded.
I met a candice and now I’m in love. Don’t ask me why.
That girl is a candice. She walked in, and I immediately proposed.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Saying the word ‘candice’ out of nowhere is like walking into a room and yelling ‘muffin’ at a funeral. You’re a mess.
He said ‘candice’ in the middle of a meeting. No one knew what to do.
She said ‘candice’ during a math test. The teacher was confused.
He said ‘candice’ at a funeral. The priest asked what that was.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A candice is a walking legend. She’s got a brain that’s full of ideas, a body that’s hot, and a heart that’s made of gold. She’s the whole package.
That girl is a candice. She’s smart, hot, and she never loses her cool.
This candice just saved my life. I owe her a pizza.
She’s a candice. She’s got plans, she’s got style, and she’s got my respect.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Candice is like a CD. But instead of music, it’s nuts. A candice is a CD on steroids.
That girl is a candice. She’s like a CD, but with more nuts.
Candice is a CD with a side of chaos.
She’s a candice. She’s got the energy of a million CDs.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A candice is the best girlfriend ever. She’s got kisses that feel like heaven and a personality that’s way too loud for a normal person.
That girl is my candice. She’s got the best kisses and the best laughs.
She’s a candice. She’s got the perfect smile and the perfect sense of humor.
My candice is the best girlfriend ever. I wouldn’t trade her for a million CDs.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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