a businessman and black beauty's owner in bath
A man who smells like a wet dog and thinks he's important enough to own a woman who looks like she was made of dirt and got stepped on by a horse.
He sits in the bath like he's on a throne and eats chips like it's a fancy dinner.
She tries to brush his hair but it's like brushing a raccoon with a beard.
He yells at the tiles because they're not shiny enough for him.